Takin' The Fish Off The Hook

I've never particularly cared for being a fish. What girl does? But, there are some men who sneakily slip a hook in the mouth without you consciously realizing as much. *um, that is not meant to sound dirty in any way, shape, or form, btw*

Even after you remove the hook, some men just don't get it.  You can remove that damn hook over and over again, but he'll continue trying to keep you hanging there, just in case he's ready to yank you into his little boat one day.

This sticky-fisherman wants to keep the fresh little fishy close, while enjoying his fried catfish on the side.

Though you may swim away as fast as your little fins will carry you--trying to avoid that pesky hook--sometimes it is necessary to pull a Jaws and just face the son of a gun.

If you have the fortitude, going Jaws is really very effective in possibly, officially removing and retiring his beloved hook.

So, if you have a sticky-fisherman in your life, consider going Jaws...make him have to get a bigger boat.