Calling All Brain Cells

I'm tired.  Exhausted.  Aw, hell, I'm a zombie.  Hey, that would make for an interesting character--a virgin zombie. Actually, no, that would be seriously lame.

Don't mind me...I'm just rambling because I have hardly slept in three days, with last night producing zip, zilch, nada for slumber land.  I can't even get the dang sandman these days. Very distressing. 

So, since my brain cells have gone on strike, I'll be randomly rambling about nothingness.  Fun.



* Serious respect to Chad Ochocinco for attempting to RIDE A BULL.  For real.  And not just any bull--a PBR big boy named Deja Blu.  Though he only stayed on for 1.5 seconds, you have to give him serious credit for trying something so dangerous. Did I mention I love bull riding? Been watching for years.  My favorite bull is Big Tex...back in the day it was Reindeer Dippin.  You wouldn't know I'm a Texan, would you?

* Red Sox swept the Yankees this weekend. Sigh. Yankees, what's goin' on? 

* V and No Ordinary Family were canceled. I don't know why I even bother to watch t.v. dramas anymore, considering they always get canceled before anything is resolved.  Instead of trying to recreate another LOST, failing, and canceling in the middle of a story, maybe they should order a set amount of episodes on the condition that the storyline wrap up. I suppose it would be like a 6-13 episode miniseries.  If they want to order more at a later date, fine, but at least we would have a beginning, middle, and end to fall back on when they do, in all likelihood, cancel it at some point.  Or what about a 2-hour t.v. movie to wrap everything up for loyal viewers? To just drop them in the middle of the story is just plain mean. >:( Yeah, I'm a little cranky about it. I really liked those shows.  What power will George have? We'll never know.  How will humans beat Anna after she got her bliss on? We can only guess.

* Last night's Game Of Thrones...um, lots to see.  Could have done without the horse's head moment, though (My reaction: "What's he gonna do with that sword? What's he gonna to do to the horsey? What's he...noooooo! My eyes!").  

* Every time I see the trailer for the final Harry Potter film, I get really sad.  Is anyone else going to miss this series?  Do I have to ask?

* It's doughnut, not donut.  Thanks Dunkin' Donuts for creating a spelling complex in today's youth. Good doughnuts, though.

* Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts are little pieces of heaven on earth.  Try and have just one...dare you. ;)

* I was told I "need to be" the next Bachelorette.  Wonder how many men would sign up to meet a virgin?  Don't answer that.

Bored Now

It's one of those blah days where I have tons to say, but don't want to take the time to say them. Is that bad?  Probably is, but, eh, it's a blah day...anything goes.

I need to do a mind dump. Lucky you.

Anyway, here are some things I don't get:

1. People who have NO CLUE what it means to be a friend.

2. It's called following through, keeping your word, or simple common courtesy--look it up.

3. It's called manners--look it up.

4. When the same annoying commercial airs during EVERY break.

5. Trash talk--unless it's the fun, flirty, sparring brand...not the malicious, idiotic, you-look-like-the-backside-of-donkey kind.

6.  People who desperately want to control YOUR life.

7.  Mind games--for the record, they aren't cool...they're lame and highly detectable.

8.  Lacking accountability.  It's really shocking how many people refuse to take accountability for their actions.

9. Venom spewers. Really? What's the purpose? Namely, I'm thinking about people who decided that their world would come crashing down if they didn't tell me how it only makes sense that someone like me would cheer for Dale Jr. I won't go into detail on what was said about Dale.  Apparently, according to XYZ, if I cared about my status, I would switch to Kyle Busch.

A. I'm happy and proud to cheer for Dale the driver and Dale the person.
B. I'm not a fair weather fan in ANY sport.
C. You don't even like racing...and I have a middle finger on each hand.

Mind Dump, Random Thoughts, & I Don't Get It.

The shake weight for men: Have y'all seen this thing? Not to sound gross or anything, but, um, every time I see this ad, I think I'm seeing a guy, you know, having a little one-on-one time...with himself. I mean, the one guy even kinda sounds, well, very relieved, towards the end. Never mind...clearly, my mind's in the gutter.

While channel surfing, late night style, I stumbled across the film, The Last Hard Men. Instantly, my libido screamed: "Oh, heaven help me, I hope not." It was some old western film...nothing dirty.

I don't get why complete strangers feel the need to be snarky.  Imagine a random conversation with a total stranger, wherein you kindly compliment them on something, and end up get doused in a storm of verbal vomit that goes something like this: "Awww, well, my life is so perfect. I love being able to buy whatever I want, whenever I want. My husband pays for it all. I have the complete freedom to do whatever I want. And he's so wonderful." Ummmm, did I ask? No. Mental. Seriously mental.

Do you watch Big Brother? I watch occasionally.  I don't get how, after a few weeks, Brendon can honestly say he is in love with Rachel (the one with a voice that makes you want to lob off your ears and gauge out your eyeballs--if she says "...come between me and my man," one more time...).  He went so far as to say she might be the mother of his children one day. Huh? God help us all if they reproduce.

The Bachelor Pad: I confess, I haven't bothered to watch, but the whole tagline: "...where they'll play for love AND money," really makes my hair hurt. First, you don't PLAY for love.  And I'm kinda thinkin' love and money don't really go together, unless one party has some pretty questionable intentions. 


I dunno, just needed to mind dump.  Feelin' better now.