No Ordinary Virgin

Last night, I watched one of my favorite new shows, No Ordinary Family, on ABC and received a rather revealing surprise.

**Note: Spoiler ahead**

Stephanie had to face two Katie's, one fake, one real. To determine which was the real Katie, Stephanie asked her what she did for the very first time last week.  The real Katie (the bubbly scientist sidekick to Stephanie Powell) hesitantly replied, "I don't want to say in front of her [the fake Katie]. It's embarrassing to be a 28-year-old virgin."

Fabulous.

Soda is calling.

So, basically, all I need to do is find a boyfriend like hers: a genetically altered murdering superhuman who, against all odds, falls hopelessly in love with Katie the virgin.

Simple.

Must resist urge for soda.